Will the Real Cosmo Please Stand Up!
April 7th, 2008Her name is Cosmo. Kramer’s Cosmic Mojo to be exact. She is the exact opposite of the black dog of depression. Most days she’s better than Prozac, Xanax and a gin & tonic combined. She is an English Bull Terrier which means she’s as close to a living cartoon as is possible. The bulldog part of the breed makes her sleep about 22 hours a day, the terrier in her makes her do bully runs which is the unique way Bull Terriers do their version of ‘rocket dog’. Unlike other dogs who grow out of the rocket dog phase, Cosmo is 8 (officially in the geriatric age group) and still manages a good huckle-butt once or twice a day.
When she’s tired, she sleeps, when hungry she eats or begs. When frisky, she plays and plays. She lives in the perpetual ‘now’. She is a Zen Master and my muse. I hope one day to be reincarnated as a Bull Terrier in my house.
Enjoy.
