I came home the other day to discover a new solution to a very old and perplexing mathematical problem. If a Bull Terrier owner leaves the house driving east at 70 mph and said Bull Terrier is sleeping on the couch at -20mph, what happens to the glass of unattended wine?

This entry was posted on Sunday, May 4th, 2008 at 9:26 am and is filed under humor, pets.