A motherless son celebrates mother’s day

One of the things about growing older is you start to lose that filter between your brain and your mouth. You no longer put the brakes on your true feelings. When you’re mad everyone is going to hear it. If something off color comes to mind, you’ll hear that too. The last few years of mom’s life were full of conversations that could make you cringe or laugh and sometimes both.

I came home the other day to discover a new solution to a very old and perplexing mathematical problem. If a Bull Terrier owner leaves the house driving east at 70 mph and said Bull Terrier is sleeping on the couch at -20mph, what happens to the glass of unattended wine?